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Sensational Showdown of Prognoses
1 Apr 2008
This morning I found out that I had the gift of prophecy. Let me tell you about some of my predictions that will definitely come true.
- Beginning from the next year, the United States will be ruled by a person named Hussein.
- The 2008 UEFA European Football Championship will be won by the Red Fury. The third place will be divided between two non-European countries.
- The 2008 Academy Award for Best Motion Picture (Oscar) will be given to a film with Indian actors.
I put down my predictions here in order not to forget them, and we’ll find out if I am right after a year.
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